Secretary walks into the President's room

Secretary: Mr.President, Hurricane Florence is causing trouble.
Trump: Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels.

A secretary is helping her boss sort through job applications to pick a winner

The first thing the boss does is close his eyes, pick out 5 at random, and throw them in the trash. Puzzled, the secretary asks "why did you do that?"

The boss responds, "I dont want to hire an unlucky person"

What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?

One says "Good morning, boss !".

The other says " It's morning, boss !"

A man had an affair with a school secretary.

A man had an affair with a school secretary. A few years later, the secretary got the wrong number and called the man...

“Sir, I’m sorry to inform you of this, but your child has committed a serious crime on school ground.”

“Oh no,” the man replied. “Was it arson?”

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What does a secretary say to Bill Gates when she sees his dick ?

A secretary walked into Bill Gates office . She chats with him and manages to seduce him . She convinces him to have sex and he agrees . When he whips his dick out what does she say ?


Micro-soft

How is the new secretary?

Wife: How is the new secretary?

Husband: Ok

Wife: How does she dress?

Husband: Quickly

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I was fucking my secretary up her arse and my wife walked in.

She said "You cant do this to me!" I said "I know... that's why i'm doing it to her."

I asked the secretary for a copy of a floppy disk.

She put it in the photo copier.

My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work.

But he types really well.

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A man was humping his secretary in his office up her ass when....

His wife walks in on them unannounced.

Horrified, she screams " Honey, you can't do this to me".

Man calmly replies"Right, that's why I am doing it to her".

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